Why I Shouldn’t Do Chores…

Posted by Dawn Papuga on May 18th, 2008
2008
May 18

So yesterday started my weekend out in the normal way.  I woke up, made coffee, stood in front of the coffee pot trying to glare it into faster brewing, took a shower because the coffee pot was too slow, made coffee, and proceeded to do some housework before heading out for a full day of “stuff.”

While I was doing the dishes, I had my phone resting on a shelf above my sink.  It was on vibrate.  My hands were in the sink full of suds and water washing dishes.  The phone rang.  Vibration occurred.  Phone takes a swan dive into my dish water and is obscured by suds.  Needless to say, I didn’t get to it in time.  It crackled, hissed, and generally acted in a pretty obstinate way all day, so I spent the rest of the day disconnected from pretty much everything.  Eventually the texting function and data worked, but the speaker was fried.  I couldn’t hear anything.  So this morning, I took my phone back to the Sprint Repair store.  (I was just there not more than two months ago because I shattered the faceplate.  They couldn’t fix it, so they replaced it.  Ahh, the glories of Insurance plans!)

Well, a very nice guy greeted me, ushered me back to the repair place, and told me to pick up my phone in an hour.  No problem…

…Except for the fact that I apparently didn’t have the “Full” coverage on my phone.  I have it on my broadband card, but not the phone.  This means water damage wasn’t covered.  And my phone was shot.  Dead.  Kaputski.  I needed a new phone, and I was only eligible for a partial discount because my contract isn’t up.  ~*sigh*~

So, long story short, I ended up spending money on a new phone that I didn’t plan on (I don’t have a land line, so going without a phone isn’t an option), and I’m still trying to figure out how this thing works. 

Now, if I hadn’t been doing the dishes none of this would have happened!  I think this is a clear sign that I should have a maid.  The universe has spoken…