Creamsicles
Lionel the Creamsicle Kitten - Felony Cute
Originally uploaded by Pixel Packing Mama
There are two frozen treats that I would step over your twitching, prone body for: Creamsicles and Pudding Pops. For a number of years these frozen bits of heaven on a stick seemed to have disappeared from the shelves and there was great sadness in the land. And then, as if in a magical ray of light in the freezer section, they appeared once more in shafts of brilliant illumination and addiction. And the people rejoiced.
It must be noted, however, that not all Creamsicles are created equal. It can all be boiled down to one simple mathematical statement:
Orange Creamsicles > Vanilla Pudding Pops > Raspberry Creamsicles.
It’s that simple. Really.
And for the record, I am not talking about eating frozen Creamsicle kittens. I came across that picture in my photo searches and how could you not love that face? I mean come on! I want to hug him, and squeeze him, and call him…. Pol Pot. Okay, okay… Montague, or Cassio, maybe. But I’ve already named a tarantula Genghis Khan… I’m working on my evil ruler menagerie here, and that little guy looks like he could do some serious damage to my sheer scarf curtains.
